15 Stupidist Celeb Quotes

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-mayor of Philadelphia

Our nation must come together to unite.

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump

"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish guys."
- Jesse Ventura, Minnesota governor

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'”
-- Jessica Simpson

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, sports analyst

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kennedy, US Senator

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